Author Archives: Kath

Bedtime Stories

Bedtime has become a fiasco.  Mommy, something hurts.  (The mysterious unspecified “something.”  If I pretend to be sick, maybe she won’t make me stay in my room by myself.)  Mommy, come check on me.  Mommy, be in my room while … Continue reading

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Shower Power

DB is very good at entertaining himself.  He gets engrossed in driving his cars or his trains, or in building roads and tracks for the cars and trains to drive on, and will concentrate for 15 or 20 minutes – … Continue reading

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Magnif-eyed

DB has amazing eyesight.  Or rather, amazing visual acuity [n. shrewdness, acuteness of perception].  He can look out of the window and see a brown speckled bird in the brown speckled grass.  He points out every airplane passing through our portion … Continue reading

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Don’t Be an Idiom

Want to have some fun?  (Or earn yourself a few moments of silence in a frantic day?)  Tell your resident three-year-old who is demanding to see a school bus to “keep your eyes peeled.” (Freeze.  Especially the eyes.) (Pause.) (Palpable … Continue reading

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Minding Our Pees and Poos

I am going to give myself such a dope-slap when I realize I’ve actually published this post with that title.  As I said earlier, I’m an agonizer.  (“It’s cute!” “No, it’s offensive!” “No, it’s just lame!” “But you only have … Continue reading

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Be Satisfied

Hello.  My name is Katherine.  And I’m an agonizer.  Fortunately I have learned over time not to fret about EVERYthing; I no longer second-guess myself endlessly over, say, what I should have on my burger at Five Guys.  I still, … Continue reading

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Milestones

I knew the time would come that DB would grow out of his little-boy ways of speaking.  He’s all Mr. Complete Sentences now – the other morning he looked out the window and said, “Somebody is sweeping snow off the … Continue reading

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Amazing But True

Amazing but true:  DB does not always cooperate instantly when I ask him to do something.  There are times when this doesn’t matter.  I build extra time into the bath schedule, for example, because I know that we will spend … Continue reading

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Wishful Thinking

Oh, the tales we tell to avoid having to get out of a nice warm bed in the middle of the night.  My husband and I used to live in an apartment house in which the fellow upstairs was a graduate … Continue reading

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Favorite Foods

What is it with this kid and his milk and bananas?  I must go to the grocery store three times a week for these items.  (Enjoy it while it lasts, say the moms of older boys.  When he’s a teenager, you’ll … Continue reading

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